- dog person: we have a purebred border collie with a bernese twist
- cat person: this is rita we love her she's orange
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my hair dresser is a trans woman and a girl at the salon kept on calling her “he” so she whipped out her boob and said “does this titty look like a he to you”
(Source: ves5el, via christianmingle)
hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
(Source: strongbowdarkfruit, via ruinedchildhood)
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“People call themselves animal lovers, then let their dogs chase the squirrels. You’re scaring the shit out of the squirrels, you schmuck!”
(Source: humansofnewyork)

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